corabael:

madlori:

ingonyama70:

crotchkat-vantass:

alextsundere:

MINDBLOWN

That
Right there
Is every single book you’ve ever read 



That’s it.  This is my next tattoo.

I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every single book you’ve ever read” because wow.

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

officialwhitegirls:

walking into class on the day of the test like 

image

methhomework:

my spirit is crushed

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

image

her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

truebeliever980:

Spring 2014. Never forget.

fineapplepizza:

ayo-ao:

fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

girls suck

congratulations! you have just reinforced my post all by yourself. you should be proud. call your grandma. maybe put this post on your fridge. pat yourself on the back.

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

beyonceish:

anestheticrage:

wqat:

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit

this post just doesnt sit…

minzeliron:

starlightbydaylight:

lapizsolarflare:

xurxie-do:

peebsalicious:

cchumped:

when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already

SIGH

when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons

SIGH-ER 

when you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages

SIGH-EST

when you’re an international kpop sensation

PSY

Goddammit, kpop fandom.

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

2spookychild:

fugrats:

speecyspicymeatball:

Me when you talk

why is she naked

because people dont bathe with fucking clothes on
thisgingeris-sp00ky:

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

THIS MADE ME STOP MID-YAWN TO LAUGH I AM BOTH PISSED AND AMUSED