sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

colferkittycat:

shippers that respect actors (◕‿◕✿)

shippers that respect who the actors are dating (◕‿◕✿)

shippers that aren’t douche bags (◕‿◕✿)

shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

littlehobbit13:

thejessnessness:

phunkyvanspam:

kateordie:

site - facebook - twitter



2014: the year celeb ladies stopped putting up with media bullshit and it was beautiful

Always reblog this.  ALWAYS.

littlehobbit13:

thejessnessness:

phunkyvanspam:

kateordie:

site - facebook - twitter

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2014: the year celeb ladies stopped putting up with media bullshit and it was beautiful

Always reblog this.  ALWAYS.

psyducked:

now we’re talking

psyducked:

now we’re talking


Pencil Drawing of Dan and Phil
by derping-since-birth
for danisnotonfire and amazingphil
reblog so they see it please ily all

Pencil Drawing of Dan and Phil

by derping-since-birth

for danisnotonfire and amazingphil

reblog so they see it please ily all

Crystal Reed as Kate Bishop

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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do it.

  • red: seven insecurities
  • orange: six pet peeves
  • yellow: five turn ons
  • green: four life goals
  • blue: three fears
  • indigo: two weaknesses
  • violet: one thing you love
  • internetmessiah:

    i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked

    "Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
    "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via kirraklein)

    sararye:

    alwaysactually:

    lusilly:

    some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

    wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

    "oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

    of course you can’t just go to the moon you need a rocketship

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