names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.
back in my day if you reblogged a post from your dashboard you’d have to make sure to open it in a new tab or window or else you’d have to scroll all the way back down through 15 miles of read posts until you found your place again
Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.
That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.
There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.
Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people
BRITISH PEOPLE CALL USB DRIVES MEMORY STICKS?
OH MY GOD.
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID????
In canada we call them memory sticks
Why would you call them USB drives?
Wait, do other countries not call them that?!
We call them USB drive because we put them in the
we call the memory sticks because we put them in
the memory stick holder-place.
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
YOU OVERDOSED ON BACON
this girl posted a pic of a new car on fb with the caption ‘my new baby!’ and i was tempted to say ‘how the hell did you push that thing out of your vagina’ and then i thought maybe not
|1:||Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.|
|2:||Talk about your first kiss.|
|3:||Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.|
|4:||Talk about the thing you regret most so far.|
|5:||Talk about the best birthday you've had.|
|6:||Talk about the worst birthday you've had.|
|7:||Talk about your biggest insecurity.|
|8:||Talk about the thing you are most proud of.|
|9:||Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.|
|10:||Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.|
|11:||Talk about the best dream you've ever had.|
|12:||Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.|
|13:||Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.|
|14:||Talk about a vacation.|
|15:||Talk about the time you were most content in life.|
|16:||Talk about the best party you've ever been to.|
|17:||Talk about someone you want to be friends with.|
|18:||Talk about something that happened in elementary school.|
|19:||Talk about something that happened in middle school.|
|20:||Talk about something that happened in high school.|
|21:||Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.|
|22:||Talk about your worst fear.|
|23:||Talk about a time someone turned you down.|
|24:||Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.|
|25:||Talk about an ex-best friend.|
|26:||Talk about things you do when you're sick.|
|27:||Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.|
|28:||Talk about your fetishes.|
|29:||Talk about what turns you on.|
|30:||Talk about what turns you off.|
|31:||Talk about what you think death is like.|
|32:||Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.|
|33:||Talk about what you do when you are sad.|
|34:||Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.|
|35:||Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.|
|36:||Talk about your guilty pleasures.|
|37:||Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.|
|38:||Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.|
|39:||Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.|
|40:||Talk about the end of something in your life.|
oh sure, when i finally figure out what i want to do with my life you tell me it’s “impossible” and “starfleet doesn’t exist”.
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.