Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
walking into class on the day of the test like
what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u
i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
boys seem better in theory
congratulations! you have just reinforced my post all by yourself. you should be proud. call your grandma. maybe put this post on your fridge. pat yourself on the back.
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
this post just doesnt sit…
when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already
when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons
when you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages
when you’re an international kpop sensation
Goddammit, kpop fandom.
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words